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Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

Created on 2003-12-07 07:14:48 (#1514125), last updated 2004-12-08

1,427 comments received, 1,047 comments posted

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Name:Mark Rutherford
Birthdate:09-10
Location:Austin, Texas, United States
Website:http://www.AustinIndieAlliance.com
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Everyone fucking lies! When we're kids, we lie our heads off! "I didn't do it! I didn't do it! I was dead at the time! I was on the moon...with Steve." And your dad's going, "I haven't even accused you of anything yet!" "Well then what is it? What is it? What? What?" "Did you brush your teeth?" "No! Yes! What's the correct answer? I was dead at the time!" Then when you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. "I'm sorry, I've broken a glass. I've broken this...is that expensive? I broke it...I'll pay for that." And you do that so that people in the room might go, "What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people who have strong personalities." "And I've broke other things! I've smashed that...and that's gone...and I've just thrown the cat out the window."
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