| Fenix TX - Threesome |
[Sep. 24th, 2004|11:25 am] |
And if there's nothing left to say
I'll string you along until I get my way
Use all those subtle inquiries
Like I want to know if you aim to please
And if you want to dance
If she wants to lead, I won't mind
Let's try this all again only faster now
Now go ahead and pretend I'm your master now
And if you want to dance, if she wants to lead
I'll go out of my way, I'll do anything
And one word is all I need
And if
You know it's all in your mind
Take your time with this one
You both deserve a good time
In every position that I can think of
If you want to dance, if she wants to leave
I'll go out of my way. I'll do anything
And one word is all I need
Let's try this all again, only faster now
Now go ahead and pretend I'm your master now
And if you want to dance, if she wants to lead
I'll go out of my way to make you believe
That your love is all I need |
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| make a lawnmower sound!!! |
[Sep. 23rd, 2004|03:48 pm] |
Kennedy,
Assuming that you respect her feelings on this matter, how do you approach the matter of the ass slap when giving it to your woman doggy style?
A'
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Dear A',
First of all, I only give it to women doggy style. There is no other option. I call it, "The Normal Way." I'm pretty sure God created man and woman with idea that they could have sex without the displeasure of having to look at each other. Probably so they could fantasize about other people. As far as the ass slap goes, I cherish it. It's one of my most used techniques. There is no "approach" needed. Just start slapping. If your woman doesn't like it, she's a rotten bitch. Throw her in the gutter and go get another.
So, next time you're loving a woman, pretend you're trying to start up a lawnmower when you give her the old slippy-slap on the Budunkudunq. I unusually make a lawnmower sound by vibrating my lips together while I give the slap. That really gets her gopher going, if you know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean, you're in real trouble. Some girls cannot reach orgasm without a few good heavy slaps on the dumper, and those are the girls I respect the most. God speed and good luck.
Love,
Kennedy |
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| Going down to Brownsville!!!! |
[Sep. 23rd, 2004|03:45 pm] |
Kennedy,
I have been going out with a really hot girl for a few months now, and she wants me to take her up the ass. I'm intrigued, but the problem is I don't know how to do it! I heard it can be messy. Any advice?
Paul
Brooklyn, NY
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Hey Cub Scout,
YOU have been going out with a really "hot girl?" Yeah right. I know you and there is no way in hell that could be so. Also, I highly doubt any women would give you the "backstage pass." But just for the sake of the other Readers out there that might need it, here is my advice.
You only live once and there is not better feeling than hearing a girl scream from the painful pleasure of anal penetration. Especially if you are the one making her scream. If it is another guy and you can still hear her, that is sort of hot, but not always. Just make sure you don't wear a condom and always have vaginal sex immediately afterward. It will give your "hot girl" a hot-burning sensation that she won't be able to shake without some high-powered antibiotics. I mean, what is hotter than having your woman have to go to the doctor after you're through with her?
Also, the faster the better. I like to take the same approach to anal sex as I do with those casino games where the little beaver pops his head out of a hole and you smack him with a mallet. Basically, make sure to smack your girl on the head with a mallet. Last, but not least, mark the date of your first "fudgy roger" on a calender and celebrate the anniversary every year. Your friends and family will be proud!
Good luck and get too it, liar-boy
Love,
Kennedy |
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| HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! |
[Sep. 20th, 2004|01:28 pm] |
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Rachel is the grestest person in my world at this moment in time. She just won tickets to see Social D in studio next Monday and she is going to make me her plus one!!!!!!
HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!
I get to meet my fucking hero!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!! You are the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Happy Jack |
[Sep. 17th, 2004|09:10 am] |
From the HomeGrown Live Nooner show.
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| Post Whore!!! Big bra sparks hunt for heavy crooks |
[Sep. 16th, 2004|01:41 pm] |
BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- Police in the western German city of Aachen are searching for an obese couple who have been sneaking into an apartment building to use a woman's private dryer.
The only evidence police found was an oversized XXL bra and a jumbo pair of men's underpants left behind in the dryer.
The owner had been on alert for the intruders since receiving a 500-euro ($600) electricity bill, police said.
Then one night she heard the dryer on and went into the basement to investigate.
There was no one in sight, but she found the bra and shorts left in mid-cycle.
"The clothes are XXL so we are looking for a culprit of that size," a police spokesman said. |
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| The Used |
[Sep. 14th, 2004|01:24 pm] |
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Got their 2002 album from Nate on Friday and i've been listening to it over and over. Listened to it all weekend to the point of almost annoying someone else, but ehh, it was my bday weekend, I get to do what i want. :)
It's an intersting album about figuring out yourself and wondering how you got where you are and who around you is real.
Anyways, i'm bored and I wanted to say something while I waited on someone to get me some hardware.
Gotta figure out a present for Mom this week. She turns older Friday. Guess I can't beat out the b-day present I got her 27 years ago. hahah. Think she sometimes wishes she could have returned that one. ROFL. |
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| Waking myself up! |
[Sep. 14th, 2004|09:44 am] |
I’ve cut too deep I no longer bleed
Blade is dull from life’s trials
Light at the tunnels end has begun to fade now
Slowly surfacing back into this world
Stale air escaping my lungs
New life breathed in
The darkness is slowly becoming light
New day today
Not the same, not the same
New day today
Carried in a new way today
Not the same
Walk past the coffin of the past
No longer willing to be like him
A failure one too many times
Time for a new life, to begin!!!!
New day today
Not the same, not the same
New day today
Carried in a new way today
Not the same
Open my eyes and take it all in
Not going to make all those mistakes again
This time the change is going to stick
No longer to drag others into my pain
No longer to lie to them
I……..Won’t make that mistake again!!!!!!!!!
New day today
Not the same, not the same
New day today
Carried in a new way today
Not the same
Walk past the coffin of the past
No longer willing to be like him
A failure one too many times
Time for a new life, to begin!!!!
New life to begin! |
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| WOW, another year older |
[Sep. 10th, 2004|09:29 am] |
So it finally came, another fucking birthday!!!
And what do I know now that I'm a year wiser?
Not a damn fucking thing!!!!! I'm never gonna grow up!!!!!!!!!!!
Party at the Vibe this evening, there will be drinking, and some nakedness and drinking!!!
Freebleeder, bySaturday and Motionside. 3 of my Fav AIA bands playing for my Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!
Diet Coke time!!! |
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| Damn |
[Sep. 3rd, 2004|10:55 am] |
Stayed at Barneys until 1am. I hurt this morning after so little sleep. Slept in though since i've already worked a 40 hour week and we dont' have much to do at work. Heading to lunch soon, gonna come back after a long lunch and if there isn't anything to do, i'm taking the afternoon off.
IT'S THE FREAKING WEEKEND!!!!!
Plans for the weekend are all up in the air, need to iron those out asafuckingp!!!!
Hope everyone else out there in LJ land has a kick ass weekend!!! |
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| Spicy baby!!! |
[Sep. 2nd, 2004|11:49 am] |
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Daddy's salsa has a little bit more bite today!!!!!!! |
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| Generic |
[Sep. 2nd, 2004|08:29 am] |
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update!!!! |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 1st, 2004|12:48 pm] |
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SHOW DICK SOME RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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